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| Things to do in a Elevator... |
| 05.18.06 (6:23 pm) [edit] |
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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
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2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotlin e from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,"That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if
they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic,they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) ask ppl if they want to see your ass
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,
all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
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| i hate skool |
| 05.08.06 (7:34 pm) [edit] |
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i hate it how you have a suposed good friend and your so close your like sisters and then one thing goes rong like some one starts saying really nasty syuff bout you to them.... then starts saying that you said really nasty suff bout your BEST friend and she than also turns on you... starts telling people personal stuff about yourself and shit ... it fucking sux balls .. to top it all off you get 74% in a math test (thats a fail by the way) and the guy your going out with is not only fridget he likes your BEST friend... DAM and to think all this happens in one week!!! my conclusion skool SUX big time man.
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| shit |
| 04.11.06 (9:16 pm) [edit] |
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i got up this morning and everything semed good i was happy and got ready for skool .... got on the bus and all morning all the songs on da radio were so depressing .... then i got to skool and i got dumped .... so yer than i failed my maths test .... dam well my life will get betta soon wont it ????
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| lol |
| 04.01.06 (3:51 pm) [edit] |
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Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
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| he he what eva |
| 04.01.06 (3:50 pm) [edit] |
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do bald ppl use shampoo or soap????............???
if we say excuse our french when we swear, do the french say excuse our english??????.......??????
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| look at me |
| 03.30.06 (3:17 pm) [edit] |
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god im happy and do i mean happy i talked to my worst enemy today and we are now friends, i even kissed my mum on the cheek, and i hvent had a mood swing.... YET .... i bet by the end of the day ill be shitty again so yer if you need a helping hand talk to me im a good counsler trust me im heeps good and i have no idear where that came from but yer .... guys dont bother me anymore (UNTIL NEXT TIME) but well worrie bout that when we get there.
well g2g love ya'z hope to talk soon cya'z.
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| fuck |
| 03.29.06 (3:56 pm) [edit] |
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ok my life sux but everybodys does once in a while dosnt it why cant i sse wat i fucking ( sorry lil kidies ) want it like its hideing from me its givin me fuckin shits like ill be good friends with a guy at skool then have feelings for them but the next day its like i only like them as a friend but then my feelings change yet agian and i cant control them
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| he he lol cant breath |
| 02.19.06 (4:38 pm) [edit] |
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Gettin' Drunk...............
One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”
The other man agrees and asks, “Where are you from?”
The first guy answers, “Chicago.”
“Me too!” says the second guy, “What street do you live on?”
“Forty-Ninth Street,” answers the first guy.
“Me too!” says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited. “What's your address?”
''951.”
“Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents' names?”
“ John and Cathy,” says the first guy. “Me too!” shouts the second guy. “I wonder if we're related!?”
Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new. “No,” says the first bartender, “just the Smith twins, drunk again.”
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Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Damn, it's hot in here"
The other said, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"
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10 Ways to Annoy Cops
1. Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2. When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
3. Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
4. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
5. Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
6. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
7. Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
8. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
9. Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
10. When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold my beer for a sec?"
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How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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| he he funny |
| 02.19.06 (4:28 pm) [edit] |
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1)i was standing in the park wondering why frizbes got bigger as they came towards you . . . then it hit me.
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HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA
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2) no1 will win the battle of the sexes because there is to much flerting with the enemy
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HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA
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3)Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."
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HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA HE HE HA HA
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if you like these coment and ill rite / find more!!!
love ya all
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| what is rong with you people |
| 12.18.05 (3:29 pm) [edit] |
why is it at christmas time every1 goes CRAZY ???? WHY ??? :roll:
guys ( if you have a good boyfriend or some 1 who cares HEAPS ) HAVE to get you something and be all gay about it ???
why do some guyz have to be so HOT ??? 8)
i need some thing to talk bout help me im gona go crazy :!: :!: :!:
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| what to do |
| 12.15.05 (3:46 pm) [edit] |
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what kind of guys / girls are you all into ??? :twisted:
what makes a good boyfriend / girlfriend ??? :lol:
have you ever cheated and never told any 1 ??? :oops:
ever backstabed a friend ??? :?
want to come clean about anything tell me im a good prob fixer ( sometimes ) as long as its not me ( and i like hearing about peoples probs cause than i know im not the only one )
i can also tell bout some big probs i've had ( look out their mostly bout guys ) if you ask or have the same kind of prob !!!
love ya all we all have some dark parts come clean here ;-)
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| guy troubles |
| 12.14.05 (1:42 pm) [edit] |
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i really like this guy and he found out and than he wouldnt talk to me so i said i hated him and than he wanted to talk to me again and i still really like him but i cant tell him cause if he finds out he wont talk to me and i really like him so what should i do. :? help ??? :oops:
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| family |
| 12.12.05 (12:59 pm) [edit] |
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well i hate my mum because she knows what my step-dads like and she sits back and does nothing ( unless she goes off at me ) like this morrning ( 13 / 12 / 05 ) my dad through my KUSTOM shoes in the bin ( the fucking arse hole ) and i got the shits so bad :evil: i went off at him so bad and mum got up and told me it was my fault so i hate her so much what should i do ????
please help me i would love some tips on how to solve it
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| if your a shopping freak |
| 12.11.05 (4:22 pm) [edit] |
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if your a shopping freak like me and you dont go to jay jays you are going to hell
if your a music freak like me and you dont listen to nickle back you WILL go to hell
dosnt matter that much at least you'll be able to meet me
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| why are guys so fucking stupid |
| 12.11.05 (2:47 pm) [edit] |
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ever gorn out with a guy and he cheets on you well trust me guyz never know what they have / had till they lose it
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| pick up lines / come backs |
| 12.10.05 (3:32 pm) [edit] |
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:twisted: wats the weather like :?:
what do you think of diggen' to china with me
how you doin'
well i just got here and i dont know anyone so i was wondering if i could talk to you
hey if you dont have any1 special at home waitin' for you i was wondering if i could be the special one waiting in your bed
when your happy im happy, when your sad im sad, when your horrny CALL ME!!!
8) you call me a bitch as if its a bad thing !!!
bite me
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